"Dirty Joke" : Penis Envy

A man asked his girlfriend to marry him. To prove his love to her, he got her name, Wendy, tattooed on his penis. When it was erect is said "Wendy" and when it was limp it said "Wy." While on their honeymoon in Jamaica, they went to a nude beach. Wendy told her husband to go get them drinks at a stand on the beach. He noticed the man who was waiting on him also had "Wy" tatted on his penis. He said, "Oh you must have a wife named Wendy, too." The waiter said, "No mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica, man. Have a nice day.'"