"Sexpot of the Week": Anya Ayoung-Chee

The finale of Project Runway aired last night and although I had noticed before that the winner Anya Ayoung-Chee was a cutie pie, being the winner actually made me interested in her background. Of course, things like winning a reality show prompts google searches. And behold, the damn girl is a beauty queen. Not an average run-of-the-mill beauty queen either. She was Miss Trinidad and Tobago and competed in the Miss Universe pageant in 2008. I haven't watched every episode of Project Runway and maybe this little fact was disclosed at some point on the show, but I thought it was interesting. Anyway, she never was portrayed as the sexpot, but after seeing her photos, she most certainly is.

"Monday Man Candy": Travie McCoy

Nobody does heroin dirty sexy like Travie McCoy of the Gym Class Heroes. When I look at him, I sometimes think I wanna bathe him more than jump on him, but nonetheless, he does delicious dirty very well. I've said it time and time again that of all professions in entertainment that harbor sexy men, there is something extra yummy about rock stars. I mean, in what other role could a guy look this filthy and still be a sex symbol?

"Dirty Joke": Sex Ed

A little boy and a little girl are in the woods. The girl asks the boy, "What is a penis?" The boy replies, "I don't know." At that time, his mom calls him in for lunch. After eating, he sees his dad on the couch. He goes up to his dad and asks, "What is a penis?" The dad whips his out and says to the boy, "This is a penis, as a matter of fact this is the perfect penis." Afterwards, the boy and his friend return to the woods. He tells her he knows what a penis is. He whips his out and says to her, "This is a penis, and if it was two inches smaller it would be the perfect penis!"

And I Quote...

“Any woman who still thinks marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition is only proving that she doesn't understand either men or percentages.” --Rose F. Kennedy

"Bad (Not Bad Ass) Tattoo": Booty Licious Ness

The interesting part about this tattoo is that this woman doesn't appear to have a whole lot of ass. Thighs, yes. Booty, no. Anywho, "bootylicious" was such a popular phrase after the Destiny's Child song was released that it warranted an entry into our dictionary. So even if this tattoo is mortifying, at least it's grammatically accepted.

"Dirty Comic": Veggies

And I Quote...

"Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got." --Sophia Loren

"Monday Man Candy": Eddie Cibrian

Meet the newest bootleg Don Draper. Since Mad Men has become a phenomenon, there has been a couple copycats trying to cash in on the 50s/60s show theme. The Playboy Club is the latest addition to this pile and the lead character, Eddie Cibrian is smoking hot. If you don't know him from being trifling in real life due to his scandal with LeAnn Rimes (having affairs with each other and later getting married), you might know him from a lot of other tv (a lot to name so Wikipedia if you care). Fortunately, there is no "being moral" clause to being man candy so although he may not be the ideal love interest, he sure in hell is ideal to drool over.

"Dirty Joke": Popularity

Q: Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A: The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Q: Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A: The one who can eat the last donut.

And I Quote...

"A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest." --Helen Rowland

"Sexpot of the Week": Leila Lopes

I'm not much of a pageant person, but I am obsessed, actually borderline OBSESSED, with Miss Universe 2011 Leila Lopes (Miss Angola). In my unhumble opinion, she is easily one of the most beautiful women I have seen in a long time. Miss Universe of course has the hottest contestants of all the pageants so, for sure, there were other women who would be considered more beautiful or at least as beautiful as she (I don't think so, but of course everyone has their favorites). But I love that she is African and that in a world not fascinated with black beauty that she came out on top. Love her.

"Dirty Joke": Commonality

Q: How is a woman like a condom? A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

And I Quote...

“Look at him, a rhinestone in the rough.” --Dorothy Parker

"Monday Man Candy": Matthew Gray Gubler

Matthew Gray Gubler is not your stereotypical buff, pretty boy hottie. He doesn't get roles in which he keeps his shirt off and the overall purpose is to be a looker. He's best known for his role as super-smart Spencer Reid on Criminal Minds and he is arguably the sexiest nerd in television history. Other than acting, he is also a director, model, and apparently sketches drawings on occasion. So adorable, so hot.

"Sex in Art" Weekly Picks--ONEQ

Usually for "Sex in Art" picks, I include artwork from several artists in a single post, but today I'm focusing on ONEQ. While browsing the official website, there were so many illustrations worthy of inclusion that I felt obligated to feature them. And from what I can tell, this is a female artist--making the artwork all the more enticing.

And I Quote...

"Every harlot was a virgin once." --William Blake

And I Quote...

“If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.” --Rose F. Kennedy

"The Hard Sell: Taboo In Advertising": Headless Hornmen

Although the message of this AIDS awareness ad is blunt, it's not as obviously clear. At first glance, I thought it meant that HIV and AIDS are faceless. But apparently the message is not to be headless when in the heat of passion. Makes sense. "Verstecken ist ansteckend" means "to forget is contagious". As for creativity, of course chopping off people's heads and showing gay sex are gonna get people's attention. Because of the overzealous attempt at shock value, the ad doesn't come off as thought provoking or genius, but it does what it intends to do--makes people look.

"Monday Man Candy": Alexander Skarsgård

True Blood is good at rotating hot men in and out of the plot and it's very supportive of a fan's need for eye candy. But when it's all said and done, there is only one recurring character that sticks around and never loses the ability to instantly give one the need for a sexual fix. That would be Eric Northman, or in real life Alexander Skarsgård. Sure, Bill has always been the main vampire of the series, but all that whining and pining over Sookie makes him slightly pathetic and quite unsexy at times. We don't have those problems with Eric. He's dirty, sexual, ruthless, and we love it.

"Bad (Not Bad Ass) Tattoo": Family Jewels

Douchebags and tattoos don't mix. When they do, the above is an example of the catastrophes that often ensue. This particular douchebag thinks it's charming and funny that he has ink sperm swimming down his leg. It would be interesting to know the reactions of his sex partners when they realize just what kind of man they have selected as a mate. Oh, and as for the quality of the artwork--it simply sucks.