Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Dirty Dirty Craigslist

Need a job in this messed up economy? Well if you don't mind doing smut to make a buck, there are several job offers in Craigslists' adult gig section. Below are some of the better ones:

S L U T T Y NYMPHO Female Personal ASSistant -
Date: 2009-06-30, 2:10PM EDT
We are 3 Busy Married executives looking for sexy FEMALE office NYMPHO / assistant to answer phones, do filing, organize schedules, assist with business matters, and take care of our adult needs. Perfect arrangement for a sexy nympho or Slutt. This is a real job soooo Real work will be involved. So please no PROS be able to work at least 20 hours a week. Send Pics & tell us why you are OUR special S L U TT

Golden Shower Fun (Manhattan)
Date: 2009-07-01, 1:47PM EDT
Dominant coed available for hot, steamy GS. I enjoy doin it and so will you. I'm young, hot, and into it. Available to come to you in Manhattan only. Foot Fetish, nipple play, sensual domination also avavilable. Email to meet today. Serious inquires.

MILF or GILF with friendly hand (LI)
Date: 2009-07-01, 12:57PM EDT
Mature man wants older mature woman who still knows how to use a "friendly " hand. No sex or undressing. Weekly situation wanted.

Tickle tickle tickle ....
Date: 2009-07-01, 12:36PM EDT
Ticklish females wanted for tickle fun! You will be lightly restrained and tickle tortured ....... Ladies between the ages of 21 and 35 who are genuinely very ticklish (especially feet and armpits) are required Laugh your ass off for doing nothing but lying there and being tickled !!! $100 for an hour or $50 for 30 minutes

Hand shake (aLI)
Date: 2009-07-01, 12:25PM EDT
Shake my c--k with your hand Sexy women only. No sex.

Any takers? Actually, the tickle one bothers me most because I am extremely ticklish and being tickled for an hour REALLY IS torture!!!

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