Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Blog Abandonment

Dear Deviants,

It kinda dawned on me that I've hit a point where doing this blog is more of a chore than an enjoyment. Being that I believe very strongly in doing things that make you happy, I'm taking a break from it. The holiday season is also approaching so I'm gonna be busy creating.

That being said, my strong opinions and amusement with naughty things are not being abandoned so I will still be bringing you the same kind of content--I will just use Facebook to do so. I hope you choose to continue to hang with me and become a fan. Thanks and have an amazing rest of the year.



Monday, October 31, 2011

News Spotlight: Kim K Divorce

I refuse to take a big part in this shenanigan so I'm just gonna post one of the best quotes I've seen in a long time, found randomly via Twitter...

"So Kim Kardashian is single again and the McRib is back. Black men are having the best week of their lives."

Trick and Treat

Friday, October 28, 2011

"Sexpot of the Week": Anya Ayoung-Chee

The finale of Project Runway aired last night and although I had noticed before that the winner Anya Ayoung-Chee was a cutie pie, being the winner actually made me interested in her background. Of course, things like winning a reality show prompts google searches. And behold, the damn girl is a beauty queen. Not an average run-of-the-mill beauty queen either. She was Miss Trinidad and Tobago and competed in the Miss Universe pageant in 2008. I haven't watched every episode of Project Runway and maybe this little fact was disclosed at some point on the show, but I thought it was interesting. Anyway, she never was portrayed as the sexpot, but after seeing her photos, she most certainly is.

Thursday, October 27, 2011

"Dirty Joke": Whereabouts

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A. A widow.

"Bad (Not Bad Ass) Tattoo": Happy Halloween

In the spirit of Halloween, I suppose this silly tattoo will do. It's pretty gross, but it's so over the top that it's comical. I guess one's biggest nightmare would be having octopus tentacles entering (or leaving?) his mouth. The stuff people come up with. I swear.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

And I Quote...

“There is something curiously boring about somebody else's happiness.” --Aldous Huxley

Monday, October 24, 2011

"Monday Man Candy": Travie McCoy

Nobody does heroin dirty sexy like Travie McCoy of the Gym Class Heroes. When I look at him, I sometimes think I wanna bathe him more than jump on him, but nonetheless, he does delicious dirty very well. I've said it time and time again that of all professions in entertainment that harbor sexy men, there is something extra yummy about rock stars. I mean, in what other role could a guy look this filthy and still be a sex symbol?

Sunday, October 23, 2011

And I Quote...

“Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.” --Aldous Huxley

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Sex, Drugs, Rock N' Roll

Rihanna likes to bring the controversial. Here's some druggy love for you this lovely Saturday.

Friday, October 21, 2011

News Spotlight: Non-Raptured

The world is still in tact again. At least at the time of this posting. Ok bye.

"Sexpot of the Week": Jessica Simpson

Did you ever think years ago when watching Jessica Simpson on her reality show (chicken vs. fish and all the other catastrophes caught on camera) that she would eventually become one of the smartest business women in entertainment? She's in the news this week because she's pregnant, but she's certainly been in the spotlight off and on the last couple of years--mostly being blamed for ruining football seasons and for her battle with weight. In the end, as new news and new targets arise, all of this stuff is irrelevant. But she never will be. Because of her business ventures and a $100 million net worth, she will always be set while many of her peers will soon be broke and cast members on Celebrity Rehab. So I salute her. Oh yeah, and she is really smoking hot!

Thursday, October 20, 2011

"Dirty Joke": Sex Ed

A little boy and a little girl are in the woods. The girl asks the boy, "What is a penis?" The boy replies, "I don't know." At that time, his mom calls him in for lunch. After eating, he sees his dad on the couch. He goes up to his dad and asks, "What is a penis?" The dad whips his out and says to the boy, "This is a penis, as a matter of fact this is the perfect penis." Afterwards, the boy and his friend return to the woods. He tells her he knows what a penis is. He whips his out and says to her, "This is a penis, and if it was two inches smaller it would be the perfect penis!"

"Bad (Not Bad Ass) Tattoo": Vacation Mode

I understand needing a vacation. Or even daydreaming about paradise. Having to look at a rendering of a tropical scene on your belly everyday? Errrr. I have to part on that one. Not to mention, the dolphin (?) (or two headed dolphin?) (or split faced dolphin?) is quite strange looking. For sure, we have a paradise lost situation here.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

News Spotlight: Heil Benedict?

It appears Susan Sarandon has balls. I mean, I'm sure the reference refers to the Pope's Hitler youth past, but celebrities are usually pretty PC when it comes to this kinda stuff. She has ruffled some angelic feathers. Oh, and the picture is just in the spirit of Halloween.

From MSNBC: "Actress and social activist Susan Sarandon was reported to have called Pope Benedict a Nazi during a public discussion at a film festival in New York, provoking criticism from both Catholic and Jewish groups.

The movie star, who won an Oscar for her role in the 1995 anti-death penalty film "Dead Man Walking" actress, said she had sent a copy of the book on which the movie is based to the pope.

"The last one. Not this Nazi one we have now," she was reported as saying by New York newspaper Newsday.

The remark was made on Saturday in an interview about Sarandon's career conducted by fellow actor Bob Balaban that was part of the Hamptons Film Festival.

Newsday said Balaban gently chided Sarandon for the remark but she repeated it.

Sarandon's Hollywood agent did not respond to calls for comment on Monday.

German born Pope Benedict, formerly Joseph Ratzinger, was briefly a member of the Hitler Youth in the early 1940s when membership was compulsory, the Vatican has said. He deserted the military during World War Two and has said that as devout Catholics, his parents rejected Nazi ideology.

Sarandon, 65, who was raised in New York as a Roman Catholic, is known for her support of causes ranging from hunger and AIDS to opposing the U.S.-led war in Iraq. The "Thelma and Louise" star was appointed a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador in 1999.

The New York-based Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights called Sarandon's remark "obscene" and said in a Monday statement that her "ignorance is willful."

The Anti-Defamation League (ADL), which fights anti-Semitism, called on Sarandon to apologize to the Catholic Community.

"Ms. Sarandon may have her differences with the Catholic Church, but that is no excuse for throwing around Nazi analogies. Such words are hateful, vindictive and only serve to diminish the true history and meaning of the Holocaust," the ADL said in a statement."

Saturday, October 15, 2011

And I Quote...

“Any woman who still thinks marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition is only proving that she doesn't understand either men or percentages.” --Rose F. Kennedy

Friday, October 14, 2011

"Sexpot of the Week": Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan is in the news today for getting kicked out of a community service program. Oh, Lindsay. But if you can get pass the fact she is always and only making news when it comes to being in trouble and/or on drugs, she really is smoking. And somehow during all her legal woes, she still somehow has time to shoot movies. She hasn't been in a hit lately, but if you look at her discography, she has been steadily working between rehab, stealing jewels, and being ousted in public places. Gotta love her mutli-tasking abilities. Oh, and she's a blonde now--as if this one really needs to have more fun.

Thursday, October 13, 2011

"Dirty Joke": Law Talk

Two lawyers were walking down Rodeo Drive, and saw a beautiful model walking towards them. "What a babe," one said, "I'd sure like to fuck her!"

"Really?" the other responded, "Out of what?"

"Bad (Not Bad Ass) Tattoo": Booty Licious Ness

The interesting part about this tattoo is that this woman doesn't appear to have a whole lot of ass. Thighs, yes. Booty, no. Anywho, "bootylicious" was such a popular phrase after the Destiny's Child song was released that it warranted an entry into our dictionary. So even if this tattoo is mortifying, at least it's grammatically accepted.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

"Dirty Comic": Veggies

And I Quote...

"I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me." --Stephen Fry

Saturday, October 8, 2011

And I Quote...

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damn good." --Woody Allen

Thursday, October 6, 2011

"Bad (Not Bad Ass) Tattoo": RIP Steve Jobs

Ok so this tattoo is not actually bad at all, but I thought it was appropriate under the circumstances. RIP Steve Jobs. You were a genius and my iPhone brings me much joy.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

And I Quote...

"Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got." --Sophia Loren

"Funny Pic": Afternoon Tea

Facebook picture reposts are a great source for a blog about taboo subjects. I think Jesus, politics, skin color, and healthcare all pretty much qualify.
Source: Americans Against the Tea Party page.

Monday, October 3, 2011

"Monday Man Candy": Michael C. Hall

Many real serial killers in history are known to have been hot. It's one of the characteristics many of them used to their advantage to seduce women. Well, Showtime has used this concept well in creating the most lovable serial killer in history. Dexter's new season premiered last night and even though Michael C. Hall rarely seems to make most of the "hot" lists, it seems to be widesread knowledge that he is pretty yum. The fact he can act and is lead on, in my opinion, the best show on television only adds to his delish factor.

Friday, September 30, 2011

"Dirty Joke": Heaven Only Knows

Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?"

His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."

"Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!"

"What do you mean?" said Dad.

"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"

Thursday, September 29, 2011

"Bad (Not Bad Ass) Tattoo": ???

Someone please explain this. I honestly don't know what's going on here so I don't even know how to make fun of it. Imagine how much that sucks for me. Bowling, spiders, name, and fake abs(?)/turtle belly(?).

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

And I Quote...

"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink." --Joe E. Lewis

"Funny Pic": Premonition

Monday, September 26, 2011

"Monday Man Candy": Eddie Cibrian

Meet the newest bootleg Don Draper. Since Mad Men has become a phenomenon, there has been a couple copycats trying to cash in on the 50s/60s show theme. The Playboy Club is the latest addition to this pile and the lead character, Eddie Cibrian is smoking hot. If you don't know him from being trifling in real life due to his scandal with LeAnn Rimes (having affairs with each other and later getting married), you might know him from a lot of other tv (a lot to name so Wikipedia if you care). Fortunately, there is no "being moral" clause to being man candy so although he may not be the ideal love interest, he sure in hell is ideal to drool over.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

"Dirty Joke": Popularity

Q: Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A: The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Q: Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A: The one who can eat the last donut.

"Bad (Not Bad Ass) Tattoo": I ♥ Football

Football started back not too long ago so here's a tat to remind us just how devoted sports fans can be. Not only did this chick get a Steelers tattoo on her wrist, but she decided to add some sparkle to it. I'm not sure if I'm more bothered by the devotion, tackiness, or fact she has made such a hardcore, rugged sport so girly.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

"Sex in Art" Weekly Picks

Frank Brunner

Suigyo No Majiwari

666 Photography

To see more artwork, go to the "Sex in Art" website.

News Spotlight: Justice Questioning

It looks like it really is the end of the line for Troy Davis. After much doubt by many people that he murdered a cop, his last apparent chance to delay the case has been denied. I'm not usually one to get too wrapped up in opinions about innocence vs. guilt, but this one does tug at the conscience a bit. There are not just some factors to suggest he may be innocent, but too many factors. If he is innocent, may he rest in peace. And may the truth eventually come out so our justice system can have yet another example of why it needs to get its shit together.

From CBS News: "ATLANTA - A defense attorney says Georgia prison officials have blocked inmate Troy Davis from taking a polygraph test before his scheduled execution.

Attorney Stephen Marsh told The Associated Press on Wednesday that the Georgia Department of Corrections has denied his request to allow Davis to take a polygraph test. Davis is scheduled to die at 7 p.m. EDT Wednesday.

Davis has long claimed he is innocent of killing Mark MacPhail, an off-duty police officer working as a security guard in Savannah, Ga. But state and federal courts have repeatedly upheld his conviction.

Prosecutors and MacPhail's relatives say they have no doubt the right man is being punished.

Marsh had said he hoped the polygraph test would convince the state pardons board to reconsider a decision against clemency.

On Wednesday, supporters planned vigils outside Georgia's death row prison in Jackson and protests at U.S. embassies in Europe. Davis' attorneys planned another late appeal, this one aimed at blocking the execution by convincing a judge that some of the original evidence was questionable.

After winning three delays since 2007, Davis lost his most realistic chance at last-minute clemency this week when the state pardons board denied his request.

Some witnesses who fingered him at trial as the shooter later recanted, and others who did not testify came forward to say another man did it. But a federal judge dismissed those changed and new accounts as "largely smoke and mirrors" after a hearing Davis was granted last year to argue for a new trial, which he did not win.

Davis didn't want a last meal. He planned to spend his final hours meeting with friends, family and supporters. According to an advocate who met with him late Tuesday, he was upbeat, prayerful and expected last-minute wrangling by attorneys."

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

And I Quote...

"A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest." --Helen Rowland

"Funny Pic": Elderly Love

This is one of the best signs I have ever seen. I got it from my friend on Facebook and I absolutely love it.