Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ~Robert Byrne, quoted in 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, 1988
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. ~Woody Allen
When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave. ~Author Unknown
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. ~Author Unknown
To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. ~Don Schrader
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ~Abraham Lincoln
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