Sexiest Bitch On the Planet + Coolest Bitch On the Planet

Beyonce and Lady Gaga have teamed up for Beyonce's "Video Phone" video. It was leaked before it aired, but was pulled off of YouTube by Sony lightspeed. Now it is officially released and just the fact the two of them are together makes it an entertaining endeavor. The video is not so bad either although it can't be called an artistic masterpiece. And apparently, they can't get enough of each other as they paired up for Lady Gaga's "Telephone" on her new The Fame Monster album. Why they are so intrigued with making communication songs together, we're not sure, but we love cool and sexy bitches so we had to give the match-up a stamp of approval.

More Celeb Bashing with Blog King

Perez Hilton has been bombarding his Twitter with news of the release of his new book, "True Bloggywood Stories: The Glamorous Life of Beating, Cheating, and Overdosing." It is already a bestseller on Amazon before its December 1 release date. He is offering to autograph any of the first copies that are mailed back to him. Hilton is no doubt both hated and loved. And for the hate part, most hated people are avoided or ignored. He is the one person who forces even those who hate him to listen to him because his opinion is THAT important. As for us, we side with loving him because anyone who can become so powerful with words and has the balls to trash celebrities is worth loving in our book.

Oprah, Jenna, and Porn

On Tuesday, Oprah delved into the world of porn, exploring the phenomenon of women becoming such a big audience for the once taboo industry. The best part of the show was when she interviewed Porn goddess Jenna Jameson. Jameson is rarely talked to in depth the way she was on the show and it was nice to see what a smart business woman she is. While people pretend to abhore sexually free women, this show exposed the everyday woman's secret desire to, if not be a porn star, at least fuck like one.

"Sex in Art" Weekly Picks

Randis Albion


Serge Birault


Esra Roise

To see more artwork, go to the "Sex in Art" website.

"Taboo Quotes"--Part I--Let's Talk About Sex

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ~Robert Byrne, quoted in 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, 1988

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. ~Woody Allen

When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave. ~Author Unknown

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. ~Author Unknown

To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. ~Don Schrader

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ~Abraham Lincoln

Polanski, the Dumbass

Roman Polanski has had a "rough" life--besides the fame, riches, and extravangance of course. His wife Sharon Tate and unborn child were murdered by the Manson clan. His Jewish family was targeted by the Nazis--in which they were forced into ghettos and his mom was lost in a concentration camp. He escaped, rose to fame and fortune, and the rest is history.

Despite all this, it is amazing Hollywood and so many others are so forgiving of his drugging and raping a 13 year old and then evading authorities. He admits to doing it, but the sentiment is it was so long ago and even the victim doesn't want it to resurface.

Bullshit. Sorry, but it's disheartening that the rules that apply to the rest of us do not apply to celebrities. He's talented, but he's a rapist. And a dumb and arrogant one at that. The only reason he was caught is he flew to Switzerland to collect a Lifetime Achievement Award, knowing he could be arrested on his 1978 US arrest warrant and/or 2005 international one. I say lock his ass up just for the stupidity.

Not Your Average Doll

The lovely Loly even has a tattoo.

We all know that blow up dolls exist and most of us have probably heard of the very realistic woman-like dolls that have been created. Well it's getting better. During a routine look at my Bust Magazine newsletter, I learned about a new sex doll that is a bit too womanly.

Bust said this:
"...a German company called First Androids wants you to get just a bit closer to actually being with a real lady…their sex doll breaths, has a pulse, can perform oral sex acts and has a g-spot that responds to orgasm!"

Hey, if she wants to take over some of the workload, why not? I'm sure a few women out there might be a little appreciative. What a doll.

"Sexpot of the Week" -- Aubrey O'Day

If you're not a fan of overt sexuality and like subtle sexiness, Aubrey O'Day is not gonna do it for you. She's smutty. Slutty. And puts it all out there. While I understand the lure of subtlety, I like plenty of overtly sexual chicks in the media. I'm amused by breast exposure, dirty words coming out of a pretty girl's mouth, and political uncorrectedness.

Fortunately, Aubrey has accomplished all three. And if that's not enough I respect her balls (albeit hidden) to repeatedly mouth off to/battle P. Diddy and to conveniently claim to be bisexual. She has taboo covered and pardon me, but I like my smut.

Ben & Jerry, Not Ben & Mary

Ben & Jerry's has changed its classic "Chubby Hubby" ice cream flavor to "Hubby Hubby" in support of gay marriage and as a celebration to Vermont's decision to allow it. I think they have balls and I love when companies have balls! Go get a tub to show support--the new label is only on shelves for a limited time. Click here to read more.

"Sex in Art" Weekly Picks

Lidy Jacobs


Jackson Eaton


Jasper Goodall


zombie-lovers by xstuntkidx

Shout Out to CNBC for Getting Interesting

I'd like to take this opportunity to give CNBC a shout out for the very informative and enticing specials they have aired in the past weeks. Just recently, they have delved into the business side of very naughty industries.

The first two specials I saw were on the porn industry and ultimate fighting. Then last week I saw one on marijuana and its abundance in California. On top of that, they have an ongoing show called "American Greed." Sex, drugs, violence, and greed. CNBC, you get the Taboo stamp of approval.

"Sex in Art" Weekly Picks

Van Rijn


Michaël Hiep Painting


Daikichi Amano

Some new "Sex In Art." I don't really get the last one, but whatever. It's still interesting.

L.A. L.A. Land -- "Medical" Marijuana Paradise

During my recent visit to Los Angeles, I was amused at the city's infatuation with "medical" marijuana. Apparently, it's a free for all when it comes to smoking weed. All you need is a doctor's note to score it and the willingness to forge the signature. My friend pointed out a few of the places you can get it and as you ride down Hollywood Blvd there are illuminated marijuana plants in every other window. No wonder everyone is so laid back in LA!

Baby Mama, Hollywood Drama

Denise Richards had two kids with ex-husband Charlie Sheen. Does "baby mama" apply after you got a ring first?


Mary-Louise Parker got cheated on and dumped by Billy Crudup when she was 7 months pregnant. Then she jumped on the Jolie bandwagon and got an Ethiopian baby.


Angelina Jolie is just a few steps away from being Octomom.

Lauren London managed to get pregnant by Lil' Wayne the same time R&B singer Nivea did. She knows how to pick 'em.

The "baby mama" title has such a negative stigma attached to it. And usually, the image we conjure up in our heads are those of hootrats and trailer trash. But what about Hollywood's finest? It's interesting how picket fence standards don't apply to the rich and famous. For the record, I'm in no way knocking single mothers. I'm just pointing out the difference most people feel about unwed mothers of different economic status. Just an observation.

Metal Taboo -- Weekly Scramble

Here are some new Metal Taboo items.

"Sexpot of the Week" -- Julie Becker

Julie Becker has been a tattoo artist for over a decade and has become a wide known in the tattoo world for not only her ability, but --let's face it--her sexiness. Her Myspace profile lists her occupation as tattoo artist and part time pin-up model so you get the idea. Sexpot indeed!

Metal Taboo August Giveaway -- "Porn Star" Necklace

Every month, Metal Taboo offers a giveaway of one of its items to members of its mailing list. For July, we are giving away our "Bad Ass" disc necklace. This necklace can be worn by guys or gals and will be adjusted to fit the sex of the winner. To enter, click here. Good luck!

"Sex in Art" Weekly Picks

Romain Laurent


Ad photographer Kurt Stallaert


Tattoo artist Joe Capobianco

Earlier this month I mentioned the website Sex in Art and how it has some really amazing art. Well, the site is so good and the art is so intoxicating that I am going to feature some art from it every week. I mean, you gotta love art and who can get enough sex?

Lyric Raid -- "Strip Tease" by Danity Kane

I have a confession to make. I have a guilty pleasure. I'm a Danity Kane devotee. And I'm upset they broke up. The girls (as floozie-like as they may come off--Aubrey in particular) are very talented and had a hitmaking machine behind them. Of couse, they had lots of songs about sex/ sexpotdom so they fit the Much Ado lyric raid beautifully.

"Shoulders down.
Leg out.
Bend over.
Lips pout.
Bat eyes.
Show thigh.
Lift em up.
Don't touch.

I got a proposition if you want it (If you want it).
Dare you to let me run some game on ya (Game on ya).
Undress me with you eyes .
You're in for a surprise,
What's underneath my exteri-eri-eri-erior.

You do your best to put your name on it (Name on it).
But you could never put your claim on it (Claim on it).
Create your (fantasies).
Which role ya wanna (be)?
Check the reflection in the mirror-irr-irr-or.

I know you like it ,
The way I do it private.
You cant deny it.
Just wanna please you.
Blow out ya candle in my birthday suit surprise.
Just let me make your night.
I'll do you like you like.
I'll fulfill your needs.
Keep your tip this one's on me.

You know you want my strip tease.
You want it say please.
You know you want my strip tease.
You want it say please.
You know you want my strip tease.
You want it say please.
You know you want my strip tease.
You want it say please.
I can make you if you want it."

New Font & Website Changes

I've been scolded repeatedly for using plain Arial font for Metal Taboo so I changed it. I wanted something that looked tattoosy and artistic, but not too feminine since the brand is so bold. After narrowing it down to a few, I picked this one. I really like it, but what do you think? Take a look at the updated website also.

MT July Giveaway Ends Tomorrow -- "Bad Ass" Necklace

Tomorrow is the last day to Enter the Metal Taboo July Giveaway. We are giving away our "Bad Ass" disc necklace. This necklace can be worn by guys or gals and will be adjusted to fit the sex of the winner. To enter, click here. Good luck!

Something I Love -- Corsets and Such

This week I purchased a corset from GiGi Devlin Corsetiere (pictured above). I have mentioned often that I am fond of pin up girls and pin up art, but my intrigue is growing more and more. I also stumbled upon this website that sells retro clothing that pin up girls would wear. Anyway, just thought I'd share my love of fashion :)

Metal Taboo -- Weekly Scramble

I thought I'd post some new Metal Taboo item pictures. I add so many things all the time, it only makes sense for me to post a few of the items on here each week. Go to our online store to see all the new items!

Art Spotlight-- Sex in Art

Tommy of The Seabirds


Phillip Dvorak


Japanese Illustrator Hakuchi


Larissa


Nigel Tomm

Sex in Art is a website devoted to what else--sex in art. It has some pretty great photgraphy and artists. It is racey, but it's sex! Come on. What do you expect? Their "About" message states: "Because we dig art and we dig sex." I can dig it!