Monday, October 31, 2011

News Spotlight: Kim K Divorce

I refuse to take a big part in this shenanigan so I'm just gonna post one of the best quotes I've seen in a long time, found randomly via Twitter...

"So Kim Kardashian is single again and the McRib is back. Black men are having the best week of their lives."

Trick and Treat

Friday, October 28, 2011

"Sexpot of the Week": Anya Ayoung-Chee

The finale of Project Runway aired last night and although I had noticed before that the winner Anya Ayoung-Chee was a cutie pie, being the winner actually made me interested in her background. Of course, things like winning a reality show prompts google searches. And behold, the damn girl is a beauty queen. Not an average run-of-the-mill beauty queen either. She was Miss Trinidad and Tobago and competed in the Miss Universe pageant in 2008. I haven't watched every episode of Project Runway and maybe this little fact was disclosed at some point on the show, but I thought it was interesting. Anyway, she never was portrayed as the sexpot, but after seeing her photos, she most certainly is.

Thursday, October 27, 2011

"Dirty Joke": Whereabouts

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A. A widow.

"Bad (Not Bad Ass) Tattoo": Happy Halloween

In the spirit of Halloween, I suppose this silly tattoo will do. It's pretty gross, but it's so over the top that it's comical. I guess one's biggest nightmare would be having octopus tentacles entering (or leaving?) his mouth. The stuff people come up with. I swear.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

And I Quote...

“There is something curiously boring about somebody else's happiness.” --Aldous Huxley

Monday, October 24, 2011

"Monday Man Candy": Travie McCoy

Nobody does heroin dirty sexy like Travie McCoy of the Gym Class Heroes. When I look at him, I sometimes think I wanna bathe him more than jump on him, but nonetheless, he does delicious dirty very well. I've said it time and time again that of all professions in entertainment that harbor sexy men, there is something extra yummy about rock stars. I mean, in what other role could a guy look this filthy and still be a sex symbol?

Sunday, October 23, 2011

And I Quote...

“Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.” --Aldous Huxley

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Sex, Drugs, Rock N' Roll

Rihanna likes to bring the controversial. Here's some druggy love for you this lovely Saturday.

Friday, October 21, 2011

News Spotlight: Non-Raptured

The world is still in tact again. At least at the time of this posting. Ok bye.

"Sexpot of the Week": Jessica Simpson

Did you ever think years ago when watching Jessica Simpson on her reality show (chicken vs. fish and all the other catastrophes caught on camera) that she would eventually become one of the smartest business women in entertainment? She's in the news this week because she's pregnant, but she's certainly been in the spotlight off and on the last couple of years--mostly being blamed for ruining football seasons and for her battle with weight. In the end, as new news and new targets arise, all of this stuff is irrelevant. But she never will be. Because of her business ventures and a $100 million net worth, she will always be set while many of her peers will soon be broke and cast members on Celebrity Rehab. So I salute her. Oh yeah, and she is really smoking hot!

Thursday, October 20, 2011

"Dirty Joke": Sex Ed

A little boy and a little girl are in the woods. The girl asks the boy, "What is a penis?" The boy replies, "I don't know." At that time, his mom calls him in for lunch. After eating, he sees his dad on the couch. He goes up to his dad and asks, "What is a penis?" The dad whips his out and says to the boy, "This is a penis, as a matter of fact this is the perfect penis." Afterwards, the boy and his friend return to the woods. He tells her he knows what a penis is. He whips his out and says to her, "This is a penis, and if it was two inches smaller it would be the perfect penis!"

"Bad (Not Bad Ass) Tattoo": Vacation Mode

I understand needing a vacation. Or even daydreaming about paradise. Having to look at a rendering of a tropical scene on your belly everyday? Errrr. I have to part on that one. Not to mention, the dolphin (?) (or two headed dolphin?) (or split faced dolphin?) is quite strange looking. For sure, we have a paradise lost situation here.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

News Spotlight: Heil Benedict?

It appears Susan Sarandon has balls. I mean, I'm sure the reference refers to the Pope's Hitler youth past, but celebrities are usually pretty PC when it comes to this kinda stuff. She has ruffled some angelic feathers. Oh, and the picture is just in the spirit of Halloween.

From MSNBC: "Actress and social activist Susan Sarandon was reported to have called Pope Benedict a Nazi during a public discussion at a film festival in New York, provoking criticism from both Catholic and Jewish groups.

The movie star, who won an Oscar for her role in the 1995 anti-death penalty film "Dead Man Walking" actress, said she had sent a copy of the book on which the movie is based to the pope.

"The last one. Not this Nazi one we have now," she was reported as saying by New York newspaper Newsday.

The remark was made on Saturday in an interview about Sarandon's career conducted by fellow actor Bob Balaban that was part of the Hamptons Film Festival.

Newsday said Balaban gently chided Sarandon for the remark but she repeated it.

Sarandon's Hollywood agent did not respond to calls for comment on Monday.

German born Pope Benedict, formerly Joseph Ratzinger, was briefly a member of the Hitler Youth in the early 1940s when membership was compulsory, the Vatican has said. He deserted the military during World War Two and has said that as devout Catholics, his parents rejected Nazi ideology.

Sarandon, 65, who was raised in New York as a Roman Catholic, is known for her support of causes ranging from hunger and AIDS to opposing the U.S.-led war in Iraq. The "Thelma and Louise" star was appointed a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador in 1999.

The New York-based Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights called Sarandon's remark "obscene" and said in a Monday statement that her "ignorance is willful."

The Anti-Defamation League (ADL), which fights anti-Semitism, called on Sarandon to apologize to the Catholic Community.

"Ms. Sarandon may have her differences with the Catholic Church, but that is no excuse for throwing around Nazi analogies. Such words are hateful, vindictive and only serve to diminish the true history and meaning of the Holocaust," the ADL said in a statement."

Saturday, October 15, 2011

And I Quote...

“Any woman who still thinks marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition is only proving that she doesn't understand either men or percentages.” --Rose F. Kennedy

Friday, October 14, 2011

"Sexpot of the Week": Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan is in the news today for getting kicked out of a community service program. Oh, Lindsay. But if you can get pass the fact she is always and only making news when it comes to being in trouble and/or on drugs, she really is smoking. And somehow during all her legal woes, she still somehow has time to shoot movies. She hasn't been in a hit lately, but if you look at her discography, she has been steadily working between rehab, stealing jewels, and being ousted in public places. Gotta love her mutli-tasking abilities. Oh, and she's a blonde now--as if this one really needs to have more fun.

Thursday, October 13, 2011

"Dirty Joke": Law Talk

Two lawyers were walking down Rodeo Drive, and saw a beautiful model walking towards them. "What a babe," one said, "I'd sure like to fuck her!"

"Really?" the other responded, "Out of what?"

"Bad (Not Bad Ass) Tattoo": Booty Licious Ness

The interesting part about this tattoo is that this woman doesn't appear to have a whole lot of ass. Thighs, yes. Booty, no. Anywho, "bootylicious" was such a popular phrase after the Destiny's Child song was released that it warranted an entry into our dictionary. So even if this tattoo is mortifying, at least it's grammatically accepted.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

"Dirty Comic": Veggies

And I Quote...

"I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me." --Stephen Fry

Saturday, October 8, 2011

And I Quote...

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damn good." --Woody Allen

Thursday, October 6, 2011

"Bad (Not Bad Ass) Tattoo": RIP Steve Jobs

Ok so this tattoo is not actually bad at all, but I thought it was appropriate under the circumstances. RIP Steve Jobs. You were a genius and my iPhone brings me much joy.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

And I Quote...

"Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got." --Sophia Loren

"Funny Pic": Afternoon Tea

Facebook picture reposts are a great source for a blog about taboo subjects. I think Jesus, politics, skin color, and healthcare all pretty much qualify.
Source: Americans Against the Tea Party page.

Monday, October 3, 2011

"Monday Man Candy": Michael C. Hall

Many real serial killers in history are known to have been hot. It's one of the characteristics many of them used to their advantage to seduce women. Well, Showtime has used this concept well in creating the most lovable serial killer in history. Dexter's new season premiered last night and even though Michael C. Hall rarely seems to make most of the "hot" lists, it seems to be widesread knowledge that he is pretty yum. The fact he can act and is lead on, in my opinion, the best show on television only adds to his delish factor.